Opportunity knocks in the form of sassy flames.
We love you. Love us back.
Your mom probably told you that you can't buy friendship. We're saying she is wrong.
Visit itsonlytwodollars.com and become a patron of the show. Absolve the latent guilt you've been carrying all these years. $5.00 friends gain access to a bonus feed of exclusive content. Aftershow topics, shenanigans, and awkward good nights can be yours.
Support the show. Your conscience will be as clear as Paul's colon.